☺Stop giving a shit and live your life☺

If you drink enough Vodka, it tastes like love

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gnarly:

*starts typing text post*

*realizes nobody cares*

*stops typing text post*

(via powerist)

pluhme:

Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get pizza.

(via stfukarla)